Tired of smelling good and looking good? Do you want to see what you'll look like when the ravenous horde inevitably drags you down and converts you to zombiism? Hell yeah! We all want that!
Now for a mere fifty bucks I will happily take your picture, predict the future, and convert you into the most stomach turning zombie that you can possibly be. Awesome, I know!!!
Here's how this works. You simply purchase how many people you want in your zombie portrait. After paying I contact you and get a photograph of you and any others in the shot through e-mail. About a week later I send you a breathtakingly beautiful glossy photograph as well as the original signed pencil illustration. You simply frame that sucker up and suddenly you are the envy of all your peers.
As well as owning one of a kind art that will last through the ages you will also gain the sweet satisfaction of supporting my epic webcomic and helping prove to my in-laws and various ex-wives that I don't suck. Seriously, why are you not ordering these already?